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The New Template For the Comedic Duo
Deconstructing the News like the Delicious Chocolate Egg that it is
Women of Ninja Warrior
Aesop's Fables (Best if Read in a Mild Scottish Brogue)
Why Obama Should be President
Crab Sex for a Grade
Fable 2: What WILL happen
My closet is not color coordinated.
anyway except Entropic_Catalyst, but he'll be too busy looking up what a hypochondriac is and not getting results because I misspelled it that he'll forget about this.
I know I haven't put the roast together, I moved. But I don' t think that's the only reason. For about two months now, I've been feeling like shit. Usually when I write comics I'm either in a manic state where I gigglingly (?) write down everything all the while thinking what a genius I am, or I'm in an unemotional fluidity flux, the pen an extension of my hand. But now, it seems like I'm missing my mark, I haven't been able to come up with anything except that unflattering I published today that I wrote about 8 months ago. Now I either try to do sleep under my bed or I collapse and writhe in my tears for stupid and innane reasons (like not 100% a song on Guitar Hero) where usually the worst shit would happen and I would be perfectly ok with the situation. I've also been paranoid horribly. Like right now I'm thinking about how you think I'm a hypochondriatic narcissist since I've been talking about me this entire time, or when I almost had a panic attack when I found out I had a blue spot on the back of my white shirt.
I really didn't mean to put a burden on you, dear non-existent reader, but I needed to put this somewhere. Besides, no reads these things
If you do see this, take your pick: Bipolar, suicidal, hypochondriac, or just John Waters. Message me and I'll send you a picture of a picture.
Awesome Alternative Christmas songs Volume 1: Futurama
We are free and fairly sober
With so many toys to build.
The machines are kinda tricky,
Probably someone will be killed,
But we gladly work for nothing
"Which is good because we don't intend to pay."
The elves are back to work today... Hurray!
We have just a couple hours
To make several billion gifts,
And the labour isn't easy...
"When you all work triple shifts.
You can make the job go quicker,
If you turn up the controls to super-speed."
It's back to work on Xmas Eve!
And though you're cold and sore and ugly,
Your pride will mask the pain.
Let my happy smile warm your heart...
"There's a toy lodged in my brain."
We are getting awfully tired,
And we can't work any faster,
And we're very very sorry...
"Why you selfish little bastards,
Do you want the kids to think Santa's just a crummy empty handed jerk?"
No!
"Then shut your yaps and back to work!"
Now it's very nearly Xmas and we've done the best we could.
These toys soldiers are poorly painted
And they're made from inferior wood.
"I should give you all a beating,
But I really have to fly."
"If I weren't stuck here frozen,
I'd harpoon you in the eye."
Now its back into our tennements to drown ourselves in rye.
You did the best you could,
I guess that some of these gorillas are OK.
The elves have rescued Xmas Day! Hooray!
MP3: http://www.gotfuturama.com/Multimedia/EpisodeSounds/3ACV03/ (It's Number 8)
Benders Big Score, or, a spam for Dilbert's Blogz.
Alan Moore, Art Spiegelman and Daniel Clowes on The Simpsons
This a classic Simpsonian move. Having a main stream guest (Jack Black), then having several not as well known, but still equally loved(?) guests to appease the people who usually don't get their fair share of guestitude(?). You can really tell what the writers are into by the quality of the jokes they do for the subject. This is why the Simpsons still has a loyal fanbase almost 20 years after it's start (even if it is widely regarded to be in it's "long plateau" period) Also, I had never heard Alan Moore's voice before. I knew he was British, but I didn't expect that. Wow.
Anyway:
http://www.viralvideochart.com/youtube/alan_moore_art_spiegelman_daniel_clowes_on_simpsons?id=eeVOAOIYt6Y - *DELETED*
http://comicsdc.blogspot.com/2007/11/nov-18-alan-moore-art-spiegelman-and.html